And the worse are the kids who think they're funny, playing with their own lives, riding up the sides of a car and making a U-turn infront of the car. Now if I knock you down, I'll ask if you're alright. And if you are alright, I'll kick you in the head so that you aren't and send you to hospital after that!
Actually the government ought to do something about this. Why can't we just have some sort of cyclist lanes? Since cyclists aren't allowed to ride on the pavements, then don't they deserve a safer way to travel? Why can't there just be cyclist lanes, where anyone other than cyclists caught travelling through them would be fined? Yes, set up the cameras and plant all the spies. Well a fine for every offense is one of the best ways to mold the people's behaviour anyway.
Anyhoo... back to disliking cyclists. Now what I really dislike is that some of you are wobbly. You might think you're cycling in the extreme left or right of a lane, but what you don't know is that you're actually wobbling left and right, using the road right up to the centre of the lane. Now here I am trying to overtake your slow arse, but how can I? I'm supposed to leave at least a 50cm space away from you while overtaking, but if I'm on a one way street, I'd have to drive up on the curb just to overtake you. Not that you didn't know I'm behind you, ready to take a gun to ur head, but you've looked over your shoulder and instead of stopping so I can pass, you decide to carry on slowly wobbling along the way.
Mama Said Knock You Out
