Poseur Poser....

Is there any kind of gains through showing off? If u have something original, and can do it well, go ahead, by all means show the world ur skill/move. Don't copy and try to act like u're the best when all u actually are doing is IMITATING

Ok, so most people, has at one time or another, imitated their idol. I'm not saying u can't dress like ur idol or walk with a limp because they do. Just stop at acting like u're born with the accent, hand movements and slangs. If u also happen to pick up a move that not many people can, please keep it to a minimum on the dancefloor or the streets.

1. It is a public place for everyone and not u alone.
2. U're not the only dumbarse who knows the move.
3. U might think u're cool but... yeah u're so NOT.
4. On second look, u might not have even got the move down pat.
5. Everyone thinks u're drunk or on drugs..... and u most probably are.
6. U're not famous.... Especially not if u happen to land ur face on local TV.
   

The biggest lot of them would actually be the famous buggers who basically put a twist on moves made popular by older famous buggers. The key phrase being "put a twist on moves" and, more importantly, made it their own. Most of these show-offs do the same thing, but they fail miserably. Reason being they look rather retarded doing them, almost similar to a tin man with rusty hinges (and not trying to do "The Robot") . Give me an original with moves so smooth nothing can cling to them. If u're now thinking of one particular idol winner, think again. He's not original. Certified Imitatator - something similar was mentioned by the judge as well. Other things u shouldn't do -

1. Act like u own a place when u don't.... Dressing like management doesn't make u management.
   
2. Act like u're part of the PR team... Going around asking how everyone is when no one gives a shit who u are in the first place.
   
3. Planning to dress like clowns when it's no-one's birthday or halloween.
4. Thinking just because u work somewhere that u're better than other people....There's always someone better than u, just that they don't blow their horn as loud as u do!
5. Basically thinking u're some big-snot when u aren't.... Especially with people who know what a piece of poop u really are.
   
   If u know u can't make it, especially like certain models here, don't pull dumb stunts just to draw attention to urself. The people might laugh with u at first, but they'll be watching u, and only laugh at u later. Even more so if u're a fool and can't hold ur drinks well. Same goes for people who think that they're professional strippers and use the pole or raised platforms. Those are usually left alone for good reasons. Those who use it are either really drunk, they don't know what they're doing, or they have really thick skin (or more like cellulite). Mwuahahahaha!!!
   

"Bang bang.... I shot u down... Bang Bang"