Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Off To KL

postcard
Details here...

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cheryl DeMello

Happy Birthday

Friday, January 25, 2008

I Hope You Choke On It

"Excuse me, why does my ice cream have ice in it?"

Now if you're in a restaurant/cafe not owned by me, you could expect the usual "oh... do u want me to change it for you?" routine. But if you were in one that I own, please expect this response:

"Well, u see, ice cream has to sit and wait in a freezer till a dumb arse, like you, decides to have a banana split, and only until then does it get scooped up and served on a banana boat, melting in the heat of the cafe. So unless you want your banana swimming in 3 different flavoured creams, you should expect a bit of ice in your bloody ice cream as the bloody thing is part liquid! Now eat that shit and stop complaining cos you ain't gonna get another split after eating half of the first one."

Unless there's a big CUBE of ice in ur ice cream, don't ask me, or any service staff, a stupid question like that. No one will know how to answer that dumb question of yours and we all know u're just a bloody greedy arse hoping to get a discount out of the whole thing.

I hope u enjoyed your split and that ur arse will after all the curses we've thrown at you. Or else, choke on ur next one!

YOU STOOOOOPID IDIOT

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Fadillah

Happy Birthday

Monday, January 07, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Eddie Kheng

Happy Birthday

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Shirley Ho, Marcel Goh

Happy Birthday

Friday, January 04, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Ian Tan

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2007 Annual Awards

Remembering 2007 Awards Winner's Roll:

DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Adi

1ST ANNUAL LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD
(longest-serving friend)
Amy

NEWCOMER AWARD
(coolest new friend)
Rochelle, Sally, Rebecca, Shawn, Melly

HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
Learning to Ski (& crashing, the crash was the highlight!)

LOW POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
MJ and his stupidity

BEST HOLIDAY
South Korea with Amy & Siao Pui

SONG OF THE YEAR
Apologize - Timbaland feat One Republic

MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Ratatouille

VALENTINES AWARD
(who you spent it with)
@ Home with Mom

BEST RELATIONSHIP AWARD
with Mom

WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN
A flu infected patient (for real)

NEW RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Greenwood Fish Market & Bistro

RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Pasta Fresca

BOOK OF THE YEAR
10 Stories - A Queenstown Story

BEST DECISION MADE
To wing it in Korea

FUTURE PLANS
Travel, enjoy life and finish my psych dip.

MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK
Driving.

TV SHOW OF THE YEAR
CSI Miami

BIGGEST CHANGE AWARD
Redecorating the house.

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD
Mark Johnathan Mohan

Happy New Year
Have a great 2008!