One was just before I had the exam for my last module, probably why I couldn't remember the answer to the question and even read one wrongly. Heck... I'm not blaming the fact that I haven't slept for more than 24 hours... nooooo... it's the horrible sight of someone's crack infront of you that makes you forget everything you've learnt in the past 11 weeks.
Can you please get better jeans or pull them up before you sit down? It might be comfy to you airing your crack out when u sit down but the person behind you sure doesn't appreciate that.
Wish I had ice to throw down the valley.
Next one was this dumb guy who was either damn lazy, stupid or just ignorant. He drove in, against the flow of traffic, and parked his car just so he could grab a bite with his girl.
Is he just stupid, ignorant or just plain lazy? If you know there's food at this corner, you must've come here before, which means you know the flow of traffic on this one way road. So it's down to lazy or stupid. I honestly don't know how he left the place. It would have determined what I ought to call him. Maybe he's Lazy to the point of Stupid?
Whatever the case is, you know there's a dumb arse driving the Mitsubishi with that particular license plate.
.... and driven by A GUY!
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