Gender Issues

Five things that irritate you about the same sex? Opposite sex?

Same Sex:

1. They way some of them complain about being fat when they are already walking lollipops. If you're fat, what the hell am I?
2. The kind that take stupid photos of themselves with their eyes exaggeratedly large, cheeks blown up like chipmunk's, pursed lips and the signature peace sign placed somewhere around their face. U just look like a blow-up doll, and most likely, guys will use you as one.
3. Wearing 5 inch heels but end up walking with your neck sticking out to balance yourself. Why bother when you don't have an arse to enhance in the first place.
4. Walking as if you're marching and one of those carrying the flags. Seriously, is there something stuck between your legs?
5. Wearing tights as pants and nothing long enough to cover your camel toe. VPL is ok... camel toe? NOOOOOOOOOO!

Opposite Sex:

1. The dumb ones who carry their girlfriend's handbags. Worse still if they act as though the bag is their own.
2. The kind that talk like they know everything but know nothing at all. If you don't know about it, just admit that you don't.
3. The kind that think women are bad drivers. We're all human, everyone has their good and bad days. One thing to note though, taxi drivers are mostly men.
4. How some sit as if they've got big testicles. If they really are that big, you might want to get them checked for an infection.
5. Wearing pants too low, like below you butt is too low. Or wearing that weird fisherman pants that seems like you're wearing diapers that are drooping because it's full of crap.