Your Logic Does Not Make Sense

Sometimes I really feel like I should just take my eyeballs out and let them roll from the highest slope in the universe.

These were quotes from the "marketing genius" I was working with last night that made me switch my brain off and walk away:

• "I rather just throw away than offer it at a lower price"
• "Better to throw it away than someone else who give it to other people for free"
• "Obviously selling it is better than throwing it away"
• "You put on offer, I'm afraid people might come back and expect the same offer"

 - It is not written in black and white, if you do not want to sell it cheaper, just say there is no discounted price.

• "I think it's too early to put it on offer when everyone else is putting their items on sale"

 - And when everyone has bought everything on  sale and left the building...

• "Eh, you want to put it on offer? No one buy leh"

 - Of course no one bought anything because you did not discount it when everyone was in a buying frenzy.

• "You put on offer still no one buy ah?"

 - Yeah, because there is no one shopping anymore!