Things That Piss Me Off

Calls In The Morning On My Day Off
Never ever call me before 12pm on the day I'm off... in fact, DO NOT CALL ME B4 12PM ANYDAY!!!
Calls On My Cell For The Wrong Person Time & Time Again
Once I've told u that u've got the wrong number, don't call again. And if I don't know who the hell u are, and I ask, u better say so before I start shouting profanities at 11AM scaring the hell out of my sister! So let me just tell the arsehole that calls for his gay lover NIZAM to think twice before calling again.....I have ur number and I'm not afraid to use it against u. Yes it is a threat!

Discourteous, Disrespectful & Cocky Behaviour
The Kiwi Nut I work with is the number one culprit. Don't wag ur finger at me. I'm not ur dog. I don't even do that to my dog. Neither do my parents to me. Pointing ur finger is already rude in Asian culture and u come with ur bloody stupid thinking that u're some superior being just cos u're White. Just wait... one day all of us might just decide to go sick and lets see how much money u'll make that day. And if u're working with people, spare a thought that we keep our things in the workplace too. Don't go throwing things out cos u think it sholdn't be there. Don't give the excuse that it's out if it's not on the menu. Ur bottle of marmite isn't on the menu either... should I throw that out? Frickin Kiwi Bastard!!
Stupidity
Some ppl act stupid. Some just are. I just can't forgive ppl who are just stupid enough to get into problems that anyone could avoid. Would u hold an iron by it's metal plate not knowing if it's switched on or not? I'd think u'd be stupid enough to hold it by it's handle. But somehow u aren't that stupid and just grab the iron and burn ur hand... don't come crying to me for sympathy after that. I'll just laugh in ur dumb face! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Asking questions that have a really obvious answer would also get u a sarcastic answer. U've been warned.....
Don't Move My Cheese
Never touch my food unless I asked if u want to try some. Would u try stealing the lion's dinner? I didn't think so, so don't touch mine unless u want me to stab u with my steak knife. Don't even try that when I'm eating with my hands. They'll just strangle u! And if someone isn't done at the dinner table, do not pick till there's no food left. Some just eat slower than u, or they actually savour their food unlike u groupers.