I Wanna Touch You In The Street

I found this little chain-thingamajig that's rather funny in a nothing-better-to-do-so-this-is-fun kinda way. Basically join the sentences that coincide with your birthdate.

• Jan - i WANNA KiSS YOU
• Feb - i WANNA SEX YOU
• Mar - i WANNA HAVE FUN WiTH YOU
• Apr - i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU
• May- i WANT YOUR BODY
• Jun - i WANNA RUB YOU
• Jul - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO MY BED
• Aug - i WANNA liCK YOU
• Sep - i WANNA EAT YOU
• Oct - i WANNA TOUCH YOU
• Nov - i WANNA lOVE YOU
• Dec - i WANNA FEEL YOU
  

1. iN THE RAiN
2. iN THE STREET
3. ON A PARK BENCH
4. iN AN ElEVATOR
5. ON THE STAiRS
6. ON THE COUNTER
7. iN THE SHEETS
8. iN A ClOSET
9. ON ViDEO CAMERA
10. WHilE WATCHiNG PORN
11. ON MY MOM'S BED
12. iN THE BASEMENT
13. iN THE ATTiC
14. iN THE BATHTUB
15. iN THE DOG'S CAGE
16. iN THE SHED
17. ON THE ROOF
18. iN THE HOT TUB
19. iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl
20. iN THE HAMPER
21. AT MY GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE
22. oN thE ToiLeT
23. AT A GAS STATiON
24. iN THE STATiON WAGON
25. iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM
26. iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM
27. WiTH STRAWBERRiES
28. WiTH iCE CREAM
29. WiTH KiWi
30. AT THE POST OFFiCE
31. AT CHUCKiE CHEESE

You can tell mine from the title and it sounds like I'm some pervert! Hahahaha!! Tell me yours and we can all have a laugh, plus I might get you a present when the time comes hey?