Sunday, December 30, 2007

I Dislike (Some) Cyclists

Not all cyclists. Noooo.... only the stupid ones who think they own the road. I'm fine with the cyclist who can actually ride like they're in competitions, the ones who speed down the road, maybe racing a car, all in the hopes of getting their daily dose of exercise. The ones I can't stand are those who are cycling to the market to get a carton of milk, or the ones who are taking their "sunday ride", or the ones who are just wobbly.

And the worse are the kids who think they're funny, playing with their own lives, riding up the sides of a car and making a U-turn infront of the car. Now if I knock you down, I'll ask if you're alright. And if you are alright, I'll kick you in the head so that you aren't and send you to hospital after that!

Actually the government ought to do something about this. Why can't we just have some sort of cyclist lanes? Since cyclists aren't allowed to ride on the pavements, then don't they deserve a safer way to travel? Why can't there just be cyclist lanes, where anyone other than cyclists caught travelling through them would be fined? Yes, set up the cameras and plant all the spies. Well a fine for every offense is one of the best ways to mold the people's behaviour anyway.

Anyhoo... back to disliking cyclists. Now what I really dislike is that some of you are wobbly. You might think you're cycling in the extreme left or right of a lane, but what you don't know is that you're actually wobbling left and right, using the road right up to the centre of the lane. Now here I am trying to overtake your slow arse, but how can I? I'm supposed to leave at least a 50cm space away from you while overtaking, but if I'm on a one way street, I'd have to drive up on the curb just to overtake you. Not that you didn't know I'm behind you, ready to take a gun to ur head, but you've looked over your shoulder and instead of stopping so I can pass, you decide to carry on slowly wobbling along the way.




Mama Said Knock You Out

Thursday, December 27, 2007

To Rochelle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

To Pei Shan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Friday, December 21, 2007

To Siqi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Life In The Past








What were you in your past life?
You were ... a Columbian drug lord.

'What were you in your past life?' at QuizGalaxy.com



Ever wonder what you were in your past life (if you believe you had one), and what you did? Ever wonder the reasons why you do the things you do, the way you act and the things you end up with are because of a particular life before this one? Now with quizzes like the one above, we can find out rather easily, although I doubt if it's even 0.01% accurate.

Anyhoo... this one says I was a Columbian drug lord in the past. Even though it seems really out of this world, it still makes me wonder... maybe I was. If I were to compare my life to a drug lord....

"When examining the known drug lords of the past and present, there are three distinct factors that stand out; geography, control of labor, and major monopoly on the supply of a drug." - Wikipedia

...I'd say there's some similarities, although I'm obviously not into the business of dealing with drugs and thugs. I don't have control of labour (just yet) but I know some people that are almost thug-like, or are actual thugs. Geography-wise, I'm good. I mean I'm in a location that has one of the busiest airports and seaports, even surrounded by countries that do supply drugs. Now all I have to do is get into the business. Hahaha!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

To Ryan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, December 03, 2007

To Caroline & Marc

Congratulations!

it's a girl

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dearest Grandma

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Saturday, November 24, 2007

To Soon Kueh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, November 19, 2007

To Genie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, November 12, 2007

To Li Hui

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, November 08, 2007

To Michelle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Sunday, November 04, 2007

To Susan & Sean

Congratulations!

it's a girl

Friday, November 02, 2007

To Alex & Javier

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, October 26, 2007

To Putra

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, October 22, 2007

To Ai Hua

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, October 15, 2007

To Tay Zoo Zoo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

To Edith

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, September 20, 2007

To Chee Hin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, September 14, 2007

To Jeremy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Sunday, September 09, 2007

To Heikel

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Funny Commercial



I wonder who came up with the whole idea, probably someone behind the actual commercial, but other than Apple, who actually cares? This is funny... and I'm sure there's someone out there who uses it for just that kind of content. Mine has yet to be filled and I think I'll just add this commercial to the list just for shits and giggles.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

To Stacey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Saturday, August 11, 2007

To Fadilla & Hubby

Congratulations!

it's a girl

Friday, August 03, 2007

To Shuyi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, July 30, 2007

To Derek

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

To Caroline

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

To Jason aka Fester

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

To Mikael

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Saturday, July 14, 2007

To Sudha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Sunday, July 08, 2007

To Emily aka Yam

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, June 29, 2007

To Brendan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, June 22, 2007

To Mellyna a.k.a. Smelly

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Might Have Just Found It!












You fit in with:
Humanism


20% scientific.
40% reason-oriented.


Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live.

Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Lets See How Well You Know Me

(2 Points) My name:

(4 Points) My last name:

(1 Points) Where did we meet:

(4 Points) Am I in love? If so, with who:

(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:

(1 Points) Where do I work:

(3 Point) What am I afraid of:

(2 Points) Do I smoke:

(3 Points) Do I drink:

(3 points) Do you think I'm a virgin:

(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:

(2 Points) How many:

(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:

(1 Point) How many piercings do I have:

(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:

(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:

(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:

(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

(2 Points) Whats my favorite color:

(3 Points) Name something I hate:

(4 Points) Name a talent I have:

(4 Points) Whats my phone service:

(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:

(4 Points) Do I have any pets:

(2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now:

(5 Points) How long have I been dating/liking them:

(5 points) How tall am I:

(5 Points) What is my worst habit:

(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

(5 extra bonus points) Tell me something unique about me:

I'll send you your grade back through the message...or just post it up.. hehe

80-85 Points; Best Friend.
70-79 Points; Great Friend.
40-69 Points; Friend.
20-39 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask me when.
00-19 Points; Either you're a crappy friend, or you're new friend!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Rather Accurate... Strangely

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means


Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are!

You don't really have a sweet tooth. If you go for dessert, you tend to go for something light.

Your taste in food tends to be conservative and traditional. It's likely that you prefer "All American" favorites like mac and cheese or hamburgers.

You belong to a class that's all your own. You resist rules and traditions of any sort.

You are a tough person who isn't afraid to live life fully. There isn't a lot that scares you.

You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.

To Big Rob

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, May 25, 2007

Something From My Mailbox

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.

And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.

Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.


What Hurts The Most - Rascal Flatts


Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.

And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

To Diana Tan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Year 3, and still blogging. Whoop Whoop!

Monday, May 21, 2007

To Jessica

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Last Passenger

I don't know why is it that taxi drivers these days are so desperate that they would pick up passengers even while ferrying their friends or family home. It might be alright to them and their family/friend that they pick up one last passenger who's destination is along the route to their's but it does get kinda weird for the passenger.

First occasion for me was when I needed a cab home in the middle of the night and I saw one coming my way with the sign lit up that said it was heading towards my home. So I flag it down and it stops right next to me and I just ask if he'd take me. First he tells me that he's actually fetching his friend and apologises to me. He then changes his mind and asks me to get in, almost leaving his friend behind. Then he asks both his friend and I if we mind sharing the cab. That moment was just strange, confusing and rather interesting as well.

Next incident happened just moments ago when one driver, who was ferrying his wife (just to make it easier) somewhere, stopped when I flagged him down. I mean if you went pass me and I saw you had a passenger in the front seat I'd understand why you didn't stop. Instead, he slows to stop infront of me and once I realised he had a passenger, I tried flagging another cab. He then winds the window down and asks me to come in and apologises that I have to share it with his wife. The other cab just kinda went off so I guess it left me with the option to wait on another one or just take the one waiting for me. So I get in and just feel odd again.

These are 2 recent cases that actually triggered a memory I had of another driver, also ferrying his wife somewhere, who actually stopped to take my mom, my sis and myself to somewhere. It wasn't late, dark or raining heavily and I don't even know why the guy stopped but he did the very same thing. Thank goodness we were young and smaller in size, or else it would've been a really uncomfortable ride.

I really don't mind taking these cabs that are just going off duty to take me home with their friend or family member inside. It is really strange, and gets uncomfortable when they start yapping with each other and you're like a busybody, listening in on the conversation.

Don't Know If This Is Legal & I Think They Shouldn't Charge Me The Full Price!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Karma's A Bitch

I don't know why you chose the way to do it but I don't think my mom deserved the way she was treated on your very last day with us. She treated you as a guest, almost as she would her own child, and you ungratefully left without saying a word, not even to confirm your departure.

Don't wanna think about it
Don't wanna talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
I can't believe it's ending this way

After all the chances I gave you, you still lied. After all the warnings I gave, you didn't even bother to stop or slow down. You said you wanted to change, to start being the person you want to be, the person that is not your dad, the person you seem to be turning into. Yet given the opportunity time and again, you don't grab it and , instead, run away. After all the help I've been offering, you leave and all that talk about not being able to repay me has just come true. Whatever you do won't change the past... it might help mend the fence but it won't change the fact you broke it with your choices.

Can you tell me is this fair?
Is the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?

It's sad that you've changed so much from the person I knew before. I hope deep down inside you're still the best friend I once had and that you meant everything you said then. I hope one day you start being the man that you think you are, or say you are... that you end up keeping the promises you've made.

Shoulda known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you run around
Cause I know that you're living a lie

I hope you hold on to your decision to quit that one bad habit and that it would domino to others. I hope you don't burn any more bridges as you might one day have to cross one you've just burnt. I don't hate you for what you've done... revenge cramps my style. I am, however, disappointed and all I can do is wish you all the best in days to come.

But that's ok baby, cause in time you will find
What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way, back around



Justin Timberlake- What Goes Around... Comes Around

You know where to find me.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Someone's Plotting My Death?

The past 2 weeks have been slightly nerve-wrecking with the number of accidents I was almost involved in, as well as the one I ended up in. It started on the 1st of May with the drive back from East Coast Park with Amy. First, it was raining really heavily, so bad that most drivers were just driving into the carparks just to stop and avoid driving. Not only did the weather make it hard to drive, the lack of lights there didn't help, tree branches were dropping in the car's path and to make it worse, the lightning was really scary. Anyway, I had to get back as I had work, and there was no use for Amy and I to stay in a car and talk anymore than we already had. So, even with the fear of thunder breaking beside me, I drove Amy back to her place and almost had a mishap along Clementi. I had to brake a little harder than normal and with the wet road, and whatever crap was washed up on the wheels, the brakes kinda squeaked and grunted a little just as we halted to a stop. I'm not sure if we skidded a little but it was enough for us to look at each other with surprise and fear.

After getting Amy back, I was driving along Clementi once again and I noticed something odd about the car that was stopped on the extreme right lane. It didn't seem like it had any trouble and the owner was there just looking at something but didn't seem frustrated that his car had failed him. Passing the car, I realised that another car had somehow landed in the drain between the 2 roads, the bit right under the MRT line. How it got there I've got no idea and I didn't want to stop cos I wouldn't have been any help, and I didn't really know what else I could do since the ambulance was already there. Just passing the scene, I realised that it was just past that area where the car's brakes were grumbling about half an hour ago. That kinda creeped me out and I thought we were just lucky and blessed.

Next incident came about a week later when I was being driven to Vivo City. Everyone seemed to be in a rush to get somewhere and people were basically cutting into each other's paths. Well I was calling my mom when I realised that the car before us had stopped and that the car I was in was still moving, and it just didn't have enough space to stop in time to just make it a small bump. Somehow I just saw everything in slow motion, exactly like the things they do in movies, and all I told myself was to brace for a hard knock, for the airbag to pop in my face, and for me and my friends to end up hurt. Oddly enough, nothing seriously bad happened to anyone in the car, though I still don't know what hit me in the face and chest at the same time. My mom answered the call just as we hit, and all I could tell her was that we just met with one and everyone's alright before ending the call. I was too shocked to say anything more and my chest was also hurting for some odd reason, along with my cheek, and somehow I was more interested trying to figure out how that happened instead of what's going on between the drivers. My friends left the scene to get to Vivo after a little assurance, as well as grumbling that they won't make it if they stayed through the whole thing. Shocking thing was to find out that the damn car didn't even have airbags, and if there was one for the driver, it didn't even work. To think that the front was banged up pretty bad and all that saved us were the damn seatbelts, that wouldn't have worked if it occurred with higher speeds.

Even with the accident, it didn't spoil my plans to go up to KL and it was a good way to build up Mark's confidence level in driving after the previous day's incident. However, I think it actually lowered my confidence in being a passenger.... That issue later.... Once in Melaka, I actually tried my hand at driving one night and almost met with another accident. Thank goodness the other driver was alert and managed to stop in time no to hit me from the side. Yeah, this one was my fault but that didn't stop me from continuing anyway. I got a feeling I scared the shit out of Mark though.

Finally it was the last incident that really got me shaken up. I met up with Amy again after my trip to Malaysia and took a cab back while she opted for a bus. Along the way, I saw the accident at Kampng Bahru about to happen, once again in slow mo. I was in the cab, which was behind the cab involved in the accident. Somehow my driver decided to overtake that cab and I noticed this light coloured car turning at a speed that was a bit too fast and the car didn't seem to be making any effort to stop. All I could do was watch the car and hope that it didn't have a domino effect on the cab I was travelling in. I just saw it roll pass the stop line, where the lights were red ,and it was supposed to stop. Last thing I saw was that car halfway pass the stop line where my cab passes the point where I would have been in serious danger, and that was when I heard the car screeching to a halt. A little to late to stop in time, my cab passed the front end of the other cab just in time to hear the vehicles collide. My driver then just got us out of the way before anything else could happen and I was grateful for that. I wasn't even sure what occurred after the first hit until everything came out in the news the next day.

I got no idea why, but it seems like just before the accident I was in, I didn't like the way Mark was getting a little too close to the other vehicles every time he stopped. Then after the accident, it's like every cab driver seems to be doing almost the same thing and it still doesn't sit well. It's not that I'm scared of being in another accident, and I don't intend to be in anymore, it's just that I don't get why they have to follow so closely like dogs sniffing each other's butt. Or maybe it is just because of the lack of control as I'm not afraid to get behind the wheel of any car... well unless the damn thing has a retarded manual gear and no airbags.. and I know I wouldn't risk driving like that.

Am I turning into a control freak?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Don't Think You're Smarter

It might not take much brains to work in the line that I'm in, or at least the position I'm in but that doesn't mean I'm stupid or don't know what I'm doing. You come in, unable to decide what you want and finally when you do, you can't decide if you want your "tall Latte" sweetened. Then as I go up to make your drink, don't tell me "it's a hot drink you know?". Lastly you tell me to put less milk in it.

First off... the place doesn't have "tall" Lattes, it serves just ONE bloody size Lattes. Look at the menu before you order.

Secondly, my name tag doesn't say "TRAINEE", so don't ask such a dumb question if you don't want to get a bitch slap! If you didn't say "iced" I wouldn't make an iced drink. Plus if you somehow came across a place that made Lattes with cold milk then do tell cos I've never heard of it. How about you specify how hot you want and I'll make it so?

Finally if you wanted a Latte with less milk, take a Flat White. If you want a stronger drink, take a Macchiato. There are choices and there's a menu. Know what you're ordering and don't act the smarty pants u think you are.

SMARTARSE!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

To Ma Sista!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

To Desak

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, May 07, 2007

I'm Back!

HSH2

To Chloe, Uncle Shane & Ndyalan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Doggy's Day Out (Sentosa to Orchard Road)

We rented a car and decided to give Barkley a treat for the day, bringing him out on his first trip to beyond the neighbourhood. He got all excited for his usual walk in the neighbourhood, but was clearly surprised, and lost, as to what was happening when he was told to get into the car. When he realised he was travelling without having to walk, he got all excited and started to enjoy sticking his head out the window to look at the world going by. Then he realised that there was more going by on the other side of the car and started to jump onto Mark to get a better look. About 10 minutes into the drive, I left him in the back seat where he got comfortable and just lay down to cool off from all his excitement.

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Soon, we were in Sentosa and it was time he got to stretch his legs. We took him right up to Imbiah Lookout and let him explore civilisation. There was a guy with the python there charging for photo opportunities and soon enough, Barkley became the free alternative for some Indian tourists. Since he's such a friendly dog, they found it easy to take a picture of the whole family with him as the centre of attention. I wonder what story they'll tell their family and friends back home.


"Oh we went to this island in Singapore called Sentosa, and we took pictures with this dog for free! Imagine that... free... and that guy on the side was actually charging to take pics with a snake. I mean, look at the billions of snakes here, we can just pick one up and take a picture anyway... but a fluffy dog like that? For free??"

Hahaha! And so Barkley waited while I got my coffee fix and then we were off to check out the luge that seem like lotsa fun.

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Waiting His Turn To Go Up The Revolving Tower.

Realising there was nothing much to do at the top there but stare back at the main island, we decided to make it Tanjong Beach and let him run about in the sand, and maybe dip his paws in the water and take a swim. But the sky got dark as we got to the beach and so we decided to chill at the bar instead. Barkley soon made some friends with one of the staff's pets, who were slightly afraid of this whiney, noisy dog.

Barkley easily found a comfy spot on the deck chair and was soon enjoying the cool gentle breeze and shared the plate of fish and chips we ordered. We also ordered a jug of beer and wondered if he liked some. After sniffing my finger, he took a quick lick and neer came back for seconds. However he seemed drunk when I got a picture of him infront of the jug.

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Locked Up.

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Drunkard.

After finishing the drinks and food, we decided to get some dessert and Mark suggested something from the Chatterbox. When we got there, we were disappointed with the desserts on display and decided to head back instead. Since the car was parked in Cineleisure, Barkley got his first walk on the bustling Orchard Road walkway with tourists and local shoppers alike. There was just too many people for him to pay attention or try to get the attention from just one person that he was just walking and looking around, excited and again confused.

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Doggy Going Down.

Finally when we got home, Barkley just plopped himself on the floor and went to bed, absolutely satisfied, and tired, from the whole day.