Thursday, March 20, 2014

The Quacking Dead

I was trying to get info on my computer just now and I suddenly heard quacking coming from the kitchen. I knew dad was making roast duck, but I also knew that the duck was already long dead. I tried hard and really thought about what was making that sound but just couldn't figure it out and had to go in to the kitchen and find out. What I saw made me laugh my head off when I realise he was using a bicycle pump to separate the skin from the flesh of the duck. As he did so, the sounds made by the pump was similar to a duck quacking and I asked dad:

"The duck is already dead, why are you trying to make it quack?"

I just had to. 

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