Sunday, March 16, 2008

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cassandra Tan, Jos & Alison

Happy Birthday

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Sally & Nyan Lin

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Discriminating Against Her Own Guests?

Watched an episode of "Tyra" and noticed that she seemed to have some sort of bias against this one guest. This episode happen to start of as being the war between the weight categories, between this girl who lost weight and became a size 0 (basically due to fear of having medical problems that come with obesity, as well as part vanity), and a size 20 girl who hates the thin (because of discrimination and derogatory remarks through the years).

The episode goes on with both girls living each other's life for a day, starting with eating each other's daily breakfast. More importantly, they "exchanged bodies", or body sizes. However Ms 0 is actually turned into a size 32, while Ms 20 stayed the same size but had make up done so she looked like she was wearing a fat suit and has a album of doctored photos to prove her "real size". Now what I don't get is if they're supposed to live each other's life, then why is Ms 0 changed to a size 32 instead of a size 20. If you look at the size 32 girl and the actual Ms 20, there's obvious differences and it's easy to understand why she got disgusted stares walking down the street. Furthermore, the make-up done was CRAP! Like another guest commented, Ms 20's "face was falling off her face". The make-up for Ms 0 wasn't that much better either and maybe some of the stares were for the ugly face they painted on her.

Anyway, after the whole unfair experiment, they were brought to the studio to talk about their experience and Ms 0 commented that fat people, along with SOME thin people, do get a lot of discrimination. At this point, Tyra butts in and asks if she really thinks that thin people actually get discriminated against. To put her point across, she goes and states her case, interrupting Ms 0 almost to the point that she's not allowing her guest to talk.

Then when Ms 0 says that thin girls do get comments about protruding bones, and Tyra goes to the aid of all thin girls saying that all they have to do to reassure themselves is to open a magazine and realise they look like the girls in pictures. Good point there. But what about girls who aren't anorexic/bulemic who are labelled as such? Or basically girls who are thin because of their metabolism and are labelled as having eating disorders just because of the way they look? It's just as devastating to a girl who is discriminated against for being fat. For someone who isn't fat nor really thin, I don't think she's in the position to comment or throw out Ms 0's remark.

Later on, you realise that the show isn't really about a war among different weight categories, (what the hell was her audience sectioned by weight/body shape for anyway?) but rather a show on fat people, the problems they have and losing weight for the right reasons. Oh, and the reason why Ms 20 was there seems to be to teach her a lesson that losing some weight can be a good thing.

Talk about veering off course. It's just as bad as the "So What" Campaign she started, but that's another thing.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Daniel Hussein

Happy Birthday

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Lack Of Creativity

Basically, I can't tolerate the latest McDelivery ad. It's a crappy, lame attempt of an advertisement riding on the coat-tails of the hype of Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" and Kanye West's "Stronger". Are creative juices running out? With the best advertisements of 2007 being advertised recently for their annual competition, this ad seem like a corny joke. Then again, McDelivery's advertisement have always been one of the most artificial to me. If anyone can remember the time when they held their weekly contest to give away something to the winners, the winners all seem to have scripts to follow, and some of them even try their hand at acting and having fake accents.

Stick to kids just enjoying your fries.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Kak Nurul

Happy Birthday

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cheyenne

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Work's Little Fiesty Ball Of Entertainment

As suddenly as she came, she had to go. Moshi, Chomel, Xiao Mao Mi , or whatever pet names we had for her, this kitty was a constant fuzzy ball of entertainment when life @ the outlet got drabby. It started out with a kitten just calling out for some food, hiding in one of the potted plants, mewing for attention.

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A little apprehensive of humans, she backed off whenever we came near, or sometimes scuttle away just at the sight of certain people. Soon, she got used to us and started playing catch whenever we went out to take an order, or serve them up. She would hide in a corner and run up to us just to get her claws on our ankles and ran away when she thought that we were going to turn around and get her. She would also try to catch our fingers from behind the glass door, stretching her paw through the tiny gap, making us laugh.

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F-I-E-R-C-E!

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Then she got so used to human contact that she begged for food and attention from some of our customers, some of which weren't cat-friendly. She would also try to get into the cafe, but we set boundaries (albeit with a bit of chemical help) and she knew her place. It wasn't always fun and games with her. She tormented our resident gardener, who wanted to murder her whenever she started digging in the beds of freshly planted flowers. Then the day came when an intolerable bitch decided to complain about everything but the kitchen sink, and so our operations manager got wind of kitty and told us to get rid of her.

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After days of trying to find a home for her among our friends, it was down to relocating her, or sending her to the SPCA. But as luck, and a few days of procrastination, would have it, a family comes by and falls in love with her, just in time to bring her home and save her from a horrible end.

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Lucky Cat.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Amanda & Didi

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Gong Hei Fatt Choy...

CNY

May the little rat bring the best to your life this year.

cny rat

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

I'm Back!

HSH2

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Marc Sin

Happy Birthday

Friday, February 01, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Ms M.I.A. aka Amy

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Off To KL

postcard
Details here...

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cheryl DeMello

Happy Birthday

Friday, January 25, 2008

I Hope You Choke On It

"Excuse me, why does my ice cream have ice in it?"

Now if you're in a restaurant/cafe not owned by me, you could expect the usual "oh... do u want me to change it for you?" routine. But if you were in one that I own, please expect this response:

"Well, u see, ice cream has to sit and wait in a freezer till a dumb arse, like you, decides to have a banana split, and only until then does it get scooped up and served on a banana boat, melting in the heat of the cafe. So unless you want your banana swimming in 3 different flavoured creams, you should expect a bit of ice in your bloody ice cream as the bloody thing is part liquid! Now eat that shit and stop complaining cos you ain't gonna get another split after eating half of the first one."

Unless there's a big CUBE of ice in ur ice cream, don't ask me, or any service staff, a stupid question like that. No one will know how to answer that dumb question of yours and we all know u're just a bloody greedy arse hoping to get a discount out of the whole thing.

I hope u enjoyed your split and that ur arse will after all the curses we've thrown at you. Or else, choke on ur next one!

YOU STOOOOOPID IDIOT

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Fadillah

Happy Birthday

Monday, January 07, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Eddie Kheng

Happy Birthday

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Shirley Ho, Marcel Goh

Happy Birthday

Friday, January 04, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Ian Tan

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2007 Annual Awards

Remembering 2007 Awards Winner's Roll:

DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Adi

1ST ANNUAL LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD
(longest-serving friend)
Amy

NEWCOMER AWARD
(coolest new friend)
Rochelle, Sally, Rebecca, Shawn, Melly

HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
Learning to Ski (& crashing, the crash was the highlight!)

LOW POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
MJ and his stupidity

BEST HOLIDAY
South Korea with Amy & Siao Pui

SONG OF THE YEAR
Apologize - Timbaland feat One Republic

MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Ratatouille

VALENTINES AWARD
(who you spent it with)
@ Home with Mom

BEST RELATIONSHIP AWARD
with Mom

WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN
A flu infected patient (for real)

NEW RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Greenwood Fish Market & Bistro

RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Pasta Fresca

BOOK OF THE YEAR
10 Stories - A Queenstown Story

BEST DECISION MADE
To wing it in Korea

FUTURE PLANS
Travel, enjoy life and finish my psych dip.

MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK
Driving.

TV SHOW OF THE YEAR
CSI Miami

BIGGEST CHANGE AWARD
Redecorating the house.

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD
Mark Johnathan Mohan

Happy New Year
Have a great 2008!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

I Dislike (Some) Cyclists

Not all cyclists. Noooo.... only the stupid ones who think they own the road. I'm fine with the cyclist who can actually ride like they're in competitions, the ones who speed down the road, maybe racing a car, all in the hopes of getting their daily dose of exercise. The ones I can't stand are those who are cycling to the market to get a carton of milk, or the ones who are taking their "sunday ride", or the ones who are just wobbly.

And the worse are the kids who think they're funny, playing with their own lives, riding up the sides of a car and making a U-turn infront of the car. Now if I knock you down, I'll ask if you're alright. And if you are alright, I'll kick you in the head so that you aren't and send you to hospital after that!

Actually the government ought to do something about this. Why can't we just have some sort of cyclist lanes? Since cyclists aren't allowed to ride on the pavements, then don't they deserve a safer way to travel? Why can't there just be cyclist lanes, where anyone other than cyclists caught travelling through them would be fined? Yes, set up the cameras and plant all the spies. Well a fine for every offense is one of the best ways to mold the people's behaviour anyway.

Anyhoo... back to disliking cyclists. Now what I really dislike is that some of you are wobbly. You might think you're cycling in the extreme left or right of a lane, but what you don't know is that you're actually wobbling left and right, using the road right up to the centre of the lane. Now here I am trying to overtake your slow arse, but how can I? I'm supposed to leave at least a 50cm space away from you while overtaking, but if I'm on a one way street, I'd have to drive up on the curb just to overtake you. Not that you didn't know I'm behind you, ready to take a gun to ur head, but you've looked over your shoulder and instead of stopping so I can pass, you decide to carry on slowly wobbling along the way.




Mama Said Knock You Out

Thursday, December 27, 2007

To Rochelle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

To Pei Shan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Friday, December 21, 2007

To Siqi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Life In The Past








What were you in your past life?
You were ... a Columbian drug lord.

'What were you in your past life?' at QuizGalaxy.com



Ever wonder what you were in your past life (if you believe you had one), and what you did? Ever wonder the reasons why you do the things you do, the way you act and the things you end up with are because of a particular life before this one? Now with quizzes like the one above, we can find out rather easily, although I doubt if it's even 0.01% accurate.

Anyhoo... this one says I was a Columbian drug lord in the past. Even though it seems really out of this world, it still makes me wonder... maybe I was. If I were to compare my life to a drug lord....

"When examining the known drug lords of the past and present, there are three distinct factors that stand out; geography, control of labor, and major monopoly on the supply of a drug." - Wikipedia

...I'd say there's some similarities, although I'm obviously not into the business of dealing with drugs and thugs. I don't have control of labour (just yet) but I know some people that are almost thug-like, or are actual thugs. Geography-wise, I'm good. I mean I'm in a location that has one of the busiest airports and seaports, even surrounded by countries that do supply drugs. Now all I have to do is get into the business. Hahaha!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

To Ryan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, December 03, 2007

To Caroline & Marc

Congratulations!

it's a girl

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dearest Grandma

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Saturday, November 24, 2007

To Soon Kueh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, November 19, 2007

To Genie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, November 12, 2007

To Li Hui

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, November 08, 2007

To Michelle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Sunday, November 04, 2007

To Susan & Sean

Congratulations!

it's a girl

Friday, November 02, 2007

To Alex & Javier

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, October 26, 2007

To Putra

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, October 22, 2007

To Ai Hua

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Monday, October 15, 2007

To Tay Zoo Zoo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

To Edith

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, September 20, 2007

To Chee Hin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Friday, September 14, 2007

To Jeremy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Sunday, September 09, 2007

To Heikel

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Funny Commercial



I wonder who came up with the whole idea, probably someone behind the actual commercial, but other than Apple, who actually cares? This is funny... and I'm sure there's someone out there who uses it for just that kind of content. Mine has yet to be filled and I think I'll just add this commercial to the list just for shits and giggles.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

To Stacey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday

Saturday, August 11, 2007

To Fadilla & Hubby

Congratulations!

it's a girl

Friday, August 03, 2007

To Shuyi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

birthday