Monday, April 21, 2008

Buttcracks and Arse Drivers

Just found pictures in my phone and realised there were a few I took of people (or their things) that got me irritated for the while.

One was just before I had the exam for my last module, probably why I couldn't remember the answer to the question and even read one wrongly. Heck... I'm not blaming the fact that I haven't slept for more than 24 hours... nooooo... it's the horrible sight of someone's crack infront of you that makes you forget everything you've learnt in the past 11 weeks.

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Can you please get better jeans or pull them up before you sit down? It might be comfy to you airing your crack out when u sit down but the person behind you sure doesn't appreciate that.

Wish I had ice to throw down the valley.

Next one was this dumb guy who was either damn lazy, stupid or just ignorant. He drove in, against the flow of traffic, and parked his car just so he could grab a bite with his girl.

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Is he just stupid, ignorant or just plain lazy? If you know there's food at this corner, you must've come here before, which means you know the flow of traffic on this one way road. So it's down to lazy or stupid. I honestly don't know how he left the place. It would have determined what I ought to call him. Maybe he's Lazy to the point of Stupid?

Whatever the case is, you know there's a dumb arse driving the Mitsubishi with that particular license plate.

.... and driven by A GUY!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Joanne Loh

Happy Birthday

Monday, April 14, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Mz Kuna a.k.a. Chilli Padi

Happy Birthday

Friday, April 11, 2008

Birthday Wishes To....

Kelly Umpleby

Happy Birthday

Thursday, April 03, 2008

If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words

Answer the questions below but type the answer into Photobucket Take any picture from the first page of results and use it as the answer. Don't explain, it's funnier that way.

1. What's your name?




2. Single or taken?


3. Current annoyance?


4. What is your biggest fear?


5. Word you say too often?


6. Current obsession?


7. Favorite ice cream flavour?



8. Favorite thing to do?


9. Most prized possession?

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Nor Ain

Happy Birthday

Monday, March 31, 2008

Hearing Voices

Ever wonder how someone might say something right at the point when u need answers?

Ever wonder why sometimes a huge spark of wisdom comes out from you, and it's not as though you've read it somewhere before and vomiting something locked inside your mind?

Ever wondered that if the mighty power of the universe wanted to give us wisdom and insight, that they might do it by going through some people as their sound system?

Been wondering how sometimes someone you're talking to just comes up with the right words at the right time. Sometimes giving you an answer you've been looking for, or doing something that eases ur confusion. Even stranger how when u ask the mighty power up there for help and the answer comes from your friend. Makes me think harder about the fact that we are all here for a certain reason and that maybe we're all messengers for the few people that happen to be our friends.

Sometimes I think how I come up with weird suggestions/advice/comments that I know don't come from my past experiences. So where could they pop up from? Why? How? Is the brain that much of a super-computer that we can make things up that actually sound like, or sometimes even is, the answer to the prayers/questions of another?

Hellooo....I need an answer....

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Criszean Tan

Happy Birthday

Friday, March 28, 2008

Surprisingly Yum Yum McGriddle

*Am here reporting live from McDonald's @ Queensway Rideout Garden*
- Correct @ Time of posting.


I have been here all morning analysing the bloody graph for my assignment when at 3am, the staff of McDonald's were going around hanging up a new advertisement for their latest (it wasn't here the day before, cos I was) product - The McGriddle. The name sounded familiar and I didn't know exactly why until I got to try it. It tasted like Otah (weird I know...) on my first bite but then I realised that the pancake buns had syrup in them. Then the memory flooded back in, about 5 years ago, this friend of mine was raving about this very same thing that they had in the US and told me I was missing out. Now, I shall agree that I've been missing out.

So what's a McGriddle? Imagine a sausage McMuffin (with or without the egg) on two fat fluffy pancakes instead of an English muffin. And as mentioned before, the pancakes have syrup in them. So a slightly sweetened, and much more moist, sausage McMuffin.

Well some people might be turned off by the strange sweet and savoury combination, but if they keep it to the very first one I ate, I'll be in love with it for a long time.





Mmmmmm McGriddle....

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Mandy Kaur & Lewin Bernard

Happy Birthday

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Pik Pok

Now if you don't want your car to get scratched, switching ur car locking system on and off won't help. What will help is you actually MOVING UR FUCKIN CAR OUT OF THE WAY!

Why the hell are you standing at the side of the carpark watching people struggle to get out of the way?

Why are you just standing there watching your car instead of having your dinner?

Why are you so afraid someone would bump into your front bumper when it's there to cushion light bumps, aka the ones that occur when people are inching through small spaces.

The very small space an idiot and his precious car created!!!

And if your bloody car is so precious, leave it at home.

I hope u hit some other car's bumper and create a bigger DENT in your car than I did with the car below:

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Stupid Dumb Mr Pik Pok... you're lucky my dad isn't here!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Dawn Ling

Happy Birthday

Monday, March 17, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Mz Kay, Nurul Huda & Leonard Bernard

Happy Birthday

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cassandra Tan, Jos & Alison

Happy Birthday

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Sally & Nyan Lin

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Discriminating Against Her Own Guests?

Watched an episode of "Tyra" and noticed that she seemed to have some sort of bias against this one guest. This episode happen to start of as being the war between the weight categories, between this girl who lost weight and became a size 0 (basically due to fear of having medical problems that come with obesity, as well as part vanity), and a size 20 girl who hates the thin (because of discrimination and derogatory remarks through the years).

The episode goes on with both girls living each other's life for a day, starting with eating each other's daily breakfast. More importantly, they "exchanged bodies", or body sizes. However Ms 0 is actually turned into a size 32, while Ms 20 stayed the same size but had make up done so she looked like she was wearing a fat suit and has a album of doctored photos to prove her "real size". Now what I don't get is if they're supposed to live each other's life, then why is Ms 0 changed to a size 32 instead of a size 20. If you look at the size 32 girl and the actual Ms 20, there's obvious differences and it's easy to understand why she got disgusted stares walking down the street. Furthermore, the make-up done was CRAP! Like another guest commented, Ms 20's "face was falling off her face". The make-up for Ms 0 wasn't that much better either and maybe some of the stares were for the ugly face they painted on her.

Anyway, after the whole unfair experiment, they were brought to the studio to talk about their experience and Ms 0 commented that fat people, along with SOME thin people, do get a lot of discrimination. At this point, Tyra butts in and asks if she really thinks that thin people actually get discriminated against. To put her point across, she goes and states her case, interrupting Ms 0 almost to the point that she's not allowing her guest to talk.

Then when Ms 0 says that thin girls do get comments about protruding bones, and Tyra goes to the aid of all thin girls saying that all they have to do to reassure themselves is to open a magazine and realise they look like the girls in pictures. Good point there. But what about girls who aren't anorexic/bulemic who are labelled as such? Or basically girls who are thin because of their metabolism and are labelled as having eating disorders just because of the way they look? It's just as devastating to a girl who is discriminated against for being fat. For someone who isn't fat nor really thin, I don't think she's in the position to comment or throw out Ms 0's remark.

Later on, you realise that the show isn't really about a war among different weight categories, (what the hell was her audience sectioned by weight/body shape for anyway?) but rather a show on fat people, the problems they have and losing weight for the right reasons. Oh, and the reason why Ms 20 was there seems to be to teach her a lesson that losing some weight can be a good thing.

Talk about veering off course. It's just as bad as the "So What" Campaign she started, but that's another thing.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Daniel Hussein

Happy Birthday

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Lack Of Creativity

Basically, I can't tolerate the latest McDelivery ad. It's a crappy, lame attempt of an advertisement riding on the coat-tails of the hype of Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" and Kanye West's "Stronger". Are creative juices running out? With the best advertisements of 2007 being advertised recently for their annual competition, this ad seem like a corny joke. Then again, McDelivery's advertisement have always been one of the most artificial to me. If anyone can remember the time when they held their weekly contest to give away something to the winners, the winners all seem to have scripts to follow, and some of them even try their hand at acting and having fake accents.

Stick to kids just enjoying your fries.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Kak Nurul

Happy Birthday

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cheyenne

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Work's Little Fiesty Ball Of Entertainment

As suddenly as she came, she had to go. Moshi, Chomel, Xiao Mao Mi , or whatever pet names we had for her, this kitty was a constant fuzzy ball of entertainment when life @ the outlet got drabby. It started out with a kitten just calling out for some food, hiding in one of the potted plants, mewing for attention.

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A little apprehensive of humans, she backed off whenever we came near, or sometimes scuttle away just at the sight of certain people. Soon, she got used to us and started playing catch whenever we went out to take an order, or serve them up. She would hide in a corner and run up to us just to get her claws on our ankles and ran away when she thought that we were going to turn around and get her. She would also try to catch our fingers from behind the glass door, stretching her paw through the tiny gap, making us laugh.

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F-I-E-R-C-E!

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Then she got so used to human contact that she begged for food and attention from some of our customers, some of which weren't cat-friendly. She would also try to get into the cafe, but we set boundaries (albeit with a bit of chemical help) and she knew her place. It wasn't always fun and games with her. She tormented our resident gardener, who wanted to murder her whenever she started digging in the beds of freshly planted flowers. Then the day came when an intolerable bitch decided to complain about everything but the kitchen sink, and so our operations manager got wind of kitty and told us to get rid of her.

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After days of trying to find a home for her among our friends, it was down to relocating her, or sending her to the SPCA. But as luck, and a few days of procrastination, would have it, a family comes by and falls in love with her, just in time to bring her home and save her from a horrible end.

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Lucky Cat.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Amanda & Didi

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Gong Hei Fatt Choy...

CNY

May the little rat bring the best to your life this year.

cny rat

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

I'm Back!

HSH2

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Marc Sin

Happy Birthday

Friday, February 01, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Ms M.I.A. aka Amy

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Off To KL

postcard
Details here...

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Cheryl DeMello

Happy Birthday

Friday, January 25, 2008

I Hope You Choke On It

"Excuse me, why does my ice cream have ice in it?"

Now if you're in a restaurant/cafe not owned by me, you could expect the usual "oh... do u want me to change it for you?" routine. But if you were in one that I own, please expect this response:

"Well, u see, ice cream has to sit and wait in a freezer till a dumb arse, like you, decides to have a banana split, and only until then does it get scooped up and served on a banana boat, melting in the heat of the cafe. So unless you want your banana swimming in 3 different flavoured creams, you should expect a bit of ice in your bloody ice cream as the bloody thing is part liquid! Now eat that shit and stop complaining cos you ain't gonna get another split after eating half of the first one."

Unless there's a big CUBE of ice in ur ice cream, don't ask me, or any service staff, a stupid question like that. No one will know how to answer that dumb question of yours and we all know u're just a bloody greedy arse hoping to get a discount out of the whole thing.

I hope u enjoyed your split and that ur arse will after all the curses we've thrown at you. Or else, choke on ur next one!

YOU STOOOOOPID IDIOT

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Fadillah

Happy Birthday

Monday, January 07, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Eddie Kheng

Happy Birthday

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Shirley Ho, Marcel Goh

Happy Birthday

Friday, January 04, 2008

Birthday Wishes to....

Ian Tan

Happy Birthday

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2007 Annual Awards

Remembering 2007 Awards Winner's Roll:

DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Adi

1ST ANNUAL LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD
(longest-serving friend)
Amy

NEWCOMER AWARD
(coolest new friend)
Rochelle, Sally, Rebecca, Shawn, Melly

HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
Learning to Ski (& crashing, the crash was the highlight!)

LOW POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
MJ and his stupidity

BEST HOLIDAY
South Korea with Amy & Siao Pui

SONG OF THE YEAR
Apologize - Timbaland feat One Republic

MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Ratatouille

VALENTINES AWARD
(who you spent it with)
@ Home with Mom

BEST RELATIONSHIP AWARD
with Mom

WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN
A flu infected patient (for real)

NEW RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Greenwood Fish Market & Bistro

RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Pasta Fresca

BOOK OF THE YEAR
10 Stories - A Queenstown Story

BEST DECISION MADE
To wing it in Korea

FUTURE PLANS
Travel, enjoy life and finish my psych dip.

MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK
Driving.

TV SHOW OF THE YEAR
CSI Miami

BIGGEST CHANGE AWARD
Redecorating the house.

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD
Mark Johnathan Mohan

Happy New Year
Have a great 2008!