Off To KL

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Birthday Wishes to....

Cheryl DeMello

I Hope You Choke On It

"Excuse me, why does my ice cream have ice in it?"

Now if you're in a restaurant/cafe not owned by me, you could expect the usual "oh... do u want me to change it for you?" routine. But if you were in one that I own, please expect this response:

"Well, u see, ice cream has to sit and wait in a freezer till a dumb arse, like you, decides to have a banana split, and only until then does it get scooped up and served on a banana boat, melting in the heat of the cafe. So unless you want your banana swimming in 3 different flavoured creams, you should expect a bit of ice in your bloody ice cream as the bloody thing is part liquid! Now eat that shit and stop complaining cos you ain't gonna get another split after eating half of the first one."

Unless there's a big CUBE of ice in ur ice cream, don't ask me, or any service staff, a stupid question like that. No one will know how to answer that dumb question of yours and we all know u're just a bloody greedy arse hoping to get a discount out of the whole thing.

I hope u enjoyed your split and that ur arse will after all the curses we've thrown at you. Or else, choke on ur next one!

YOU STOOOOOPID IDIOT

Birthday Wishes to....

Fadillah

Birthday Wishes to....

Eddie Kheng

Birthday Wishes to....

Shirley Ho, Marcel Goh

Birthday Wishes to....

Ian Tan

2007 Annual Awards

Remembering 2007 Awards Winner's Roll:

DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Adi

1ST ANNUAL LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD
(longest-serving friend)
Amy

NEWCOMER AWARD
(coolest new friend)
Rochelle, Sally, Rebecca, Shawn, Melly

HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
Learning to Ski (& crashing, the crash was the highlight!)

LOW POINT OF THE YEAR AWARD
MJ and his stupidity

BEST HOLIDAY
South Korea with Amy & Siao Pui

SONG OF THE YEAR
Apologize - Timbaland feat One Republic

MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Ratatouille

VALENTINES AWARD
(who you spent it with)
@ Home with Mom

BEST RELATIONSHIP AWARD
with Mom

WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN
A flu infected patient (for real)

NEW RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Greenwood Fish Market & Bistro

RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR
Pasta Fresca

BOOK OF THE YEAR
10 Stories - A Queenstown Story

BEST DECISION MADE
To wing it in Korea

FUTURE PLANS
Travel, enjoy life and finish my psych dip.

MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK
Driving.

TV SHOW OF THE YEAR
CSI Miami

BIGGEST CHANGE AWARD
Redecorating the house.

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD
Mark Johnathan Mohan

Have a great 2008!

I Dislike (Some) Cyclists

Not all cyclists. Noooo.... only the stupid ones who think they own the road. I'm fine with the cyclist who can actually ride like they're in competitions, the ones who speed down the road, maybe racing a car, all in the hopes of getting their daily dose of exercise. The ones I can't stand are those who are cycling to the market to get a carton of milk, or the ones who are taking their "sunday ride", or the ones who are just wobbly.

And the worse are the kids who think they're funny, playing with their own lives, riding up the sides of a car and making a U-turn infront of the car. Now if I knock you down, I'll ask if you're alright. And if you are alright, I'll kick you in the head so that you aren't and send you to hospital after that!

Actually the government ought to do something about this. Why can't we just have some sort of cyclist lanes? Since cyclists aren't allowed to ride on the pavements, then don't they deserve a safer way to travel? Why can't there just be cyclist lanes, where anyone other than cyclists caught travelling through them would be fined? Yes, set up the cameras and plant all the spies. Well a fine for every offense is one of the best ways to mold the people's behaviour anyway.

Anyhoo... back to disliking cyclists. Now what I really dislike is that some of you are wobbly. You might think you're cycling in the extreme left or right of a lane, but what you don't know is that you're actually wobbling left and right, using the road right up to the centre of the lane. Now here I am trying to overtake your slow arse, but how can I? I'm supposed to leave at least a 50cm space away from you while overtaking, but if I'm on a one way street, I'd have to drive up on the curb just to overtake you. Not that you didn't know I'm behind you, ready to take a gun to ur head, but you've looked over your shoulder and instead of stopping so I can pass, you decide to carry on slowly wobbling along the way.

Mama Said Knock You Out

To Rochelle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

To Pei Shan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of Year

To Siqi

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

Life In The Past

What were you in your past life?

You were ... a Columbian drug lord.

'What were you in your past life?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Ever wonder what you were in your past life (if you believe you had one), and what you did? Ever wonder the reasons why you do the things you do, the way you act and the things you end up with are because of a particular life before this one? Now with quizzes like the one above, we can find out rather easily, although I doubt if it's even 0.01% accurate.

Anyhoo... this one says I was a Columbian drug lord in the past. Even though it seems really out of this world, it still makes me wonder... maybe I was. If I were to compare my life to a drug lord....

"When examining the known drug lords of the past and present, there are three distinct factors that stand out; geography, control of labor, and major monopoly on the supply of a drug." - Wikipedia

...I'd say there's some similarities, although I'm obviously not into the business of dealing with drugs and thugs. I don't have control of labour (just yet) but I know some people that are almost thug-like, or are actual thugs. Geography-wise, I'm good. I mean I'm in a location that has one of the busiest airports and seaports, even surrounded by countries that do supply drugs. Now all I have to do is get into the business. Hahaha!

To Ryan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

To Caroline & Marc

Congratulations!

Dearest Grandma

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

To Soon Kueh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

To Genie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

To Li Hui

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...